I’m about to body slam ape today. He comes in here and asks me if I put some paper on his table and I say no. Then he starts crinkling it up and telling me he already handled it, like he’s mad at me for putting it on his table, even though I didn’t and have no idea what it is. So I say I have no idea what you’re talking about.
He gets mad and disgusted with me and says you had me talk to them when they called on Friday!!!!! I said WHO? Then he tells me the name of the place and says you don’t remember?????
I said: I did not put anything on your table, you did not tell me whose name was on the paper, so I had no idea what you were talking about.
He finishes crumbling the paper and throws in the trash and stomps out. WTF that guy has problems – especially with women. I’m going to laugh my ass off when my boss comes in and wants to know why he threw away the paper the boss probably put on his table.
I’m thinking Ape is on something because he’s paranoid all the time. Like if I say hi to him, he’ll look at me sideways and say: why did you say it like that? (And I’m not doing anything.)
Breeder said he does it to him too so he tells Ape things on purpose to make him paranoid, like one day he said the boss was watching him. Ape stewed all day about it, then went in and asked the boss what was up, then came back and told Breeder “I’m good, nothing’s up”.
I’m going to start telling him dumb shit to make him paranoid. Like right now I see he’s wearing jeans, so I’m going to look at his jeans up and down and then say, “how many pairs of jeans do you have?” and when he answers and asks me why, I’m just going to look at his jeans up and down again and shrug and say I just wondered. Then all day he’ll be looking at his jeans in the mirror and asking Breeder if there’s something wrong with them.
This is going to be so much fun!