Chaperoning Requires Wearing a Bra, Remaining Clothed at all Times

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I decided to volunteer to chaperone my son’s school field trips this year.

When I was in school, parents showed up and that was it. Now it’s a big deal of filling out paperwork and having to sign forms that all adult female chaperones must wear a bra. Yes, you heard it right.

Another rule for a zoo trip was the zoo’s rule. It said “Remain clothed at all times”. One has to wonder who was stripping at the zoo.