I think Ape is still on one of those dating sites and right now he’s in a fight with someone, but I don’t know if it’s a man or a woman, because the name is “Pat”. He left it in plain view so of course I looked.
Pat: where the fuck are you
Ape: I’m running late
Pat: baby
Pat: pussy bitch
Ape: the last thing I am is a pussy bitch
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